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So, Frosty the Snowman is Japanese?
Do not accident head on iced snow rambunctiously.
Make mine a rasbery slurpee thanks.
raspberry (damn)
I’ll bring Ice-T and Vanilla Ice and we can have a party.
Its a blizzard, I can’t see.
@ DrLex:
Yeah! Nothing like an ice-cubed T party with those jolly friends over there……!
@ DrLex:
….. we’ll make Ice Cube the MC of this event……
Brain freeze is what you get if you don’t mind your head over there!
Captain, we got contact with iced snow! Should we engage?
SWF (snow white frost) ISO snowblower for good snowjob.
Iced snow sounds pretty bossy!
Ice & snow making contact with your head c/o Frosty, the drug addled snowman.
Oh does it really? Fine. One litre of yellow iced snow coming up.
“AAUUGGHHHH! The environment, it’s fighting back!”
“I heard you wanted to contact me? Well I’m right here. Go ahead, take the first shot, if you’ve got the snowballs to do it.”
I have it liked on facebook, if that helps
Aah, the perils of looking for love in the frigid zone.
Cool !
But I want to make contact over *there* (where it is warmer).
Here in America that entire snow pile would be put on the registered sex offenders list.
This is the operator speaking. I have a Mr. Iced Snow on the line trying to contact you. Shall I tranfer him over?
frosty is a pervert this proves it
Wookin’ por numb in all the wong places…
*monitoring calls*
Huh? How do you know my wife?
(just kidding honey)
Ugh tell snow I am not here…and change my number!
After the last time, please go through my lawyer.
It’s alive!!!
It’s ALIVE!!!
so is this what happened to the informer??
DO NOT make contact with the yellow snow… that is where the huskies go
Help! The iced snow touched my private area!
I’m afraid to be in contact with you. I’m a warm person. You will melt under my feet….
Beware of iced snow attempting to make contact with you. If I were you I would get a restraining order. Otherwise you might boom-boom down.
Location: the new Earthbound theme park.
Snow: Hello, I’m Chris Hansen…
Beware the snow
Above your head
If it lets go
You are dead.
Burma-Shave
Not over there, It wants to contact with you over here!
Snow Villers wants to contact with you