I hope no-one bought these…

Can’t help but remember the “Baby Snatchers” sketch by Monty Python..!!!

“DO YOU!”
The short-lived, now-abondoned motto from Nike Co.

*Sorry, I meant abandoned (the Engrish demon got me too…)

Me Done!

Why do kids packed in oil cost more than kids packed in water?

Because the old version – in reflective yellow – was too obvious and it led to too many mistaken identity arrests …..

Kid packer wanted. Experience in catching calves in rodeos appreciated.

New from the dare-wear collection. Now with customized tailoring solutions for the pedophile in you !
(*not available for Engrish contributors)

Does it come with a Cheesehead hat?

Yeah? Well, do YOU too, pal!

Come and inspect our truly tasteless clothng range.

The NEW kid packer truck compresses kids 50% more than the old one.

gzip kid

Better than the old one

Now remember when packing your children to use a lot of foam peanuts and to poke holes in the lid.

Damn-I always forget to pack something.

Bishop Long wears this.

DO YOU! slightly makes sense in a Jersey Shore kind of way… i.e. “she’s yours man, just go over there and ‘do you'”

i’m not republican or democrat. i belong to the Unite Party. we have vans.
vans that you can pack a lot of kids in.

that’s a hummer, isn’t it… i’m retard.

Place up to three children in the new Kid Packer, then hang in closet or slide under bed for easy storage. Stackable.

The Kid Packer–it’s what’s available when you know you’ll never find another ewe.

is this the new how many people can we fit in a vehicle challenge??

Kid Packer? A T-shirt for Pedobear?

pedowaer