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Would you like a jamocha shake with that dream?
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Nothing like monosaturated fats to get the day going.
Aagh, it’s that “frying my noodles” cooking concept again……
Is this another one of those “I’ve been eating in all the wrong places” T-shirt?
Grease my love…
Burger my buns…
I always want fries with my dreams. And every time, waking up is such a disappointment.
BEWARE: Eat these mutant N-shaped french fries at your own risk!
Analyzing Ronald McDonald’s dreams just got weirder.
Something like “Inception”, only it’s taking place in a chinese fast-food chain… (Engrish subtitles available)
CAUTION: Washing this T-shirt may leave a huge oil stain where the stamp once was…
BAKESMYNIGHTMARES
Eat softly, because you are eating my dreams.
“I’ll have an order of fried dreams with a side dish of half-baked fantasies…”.
Only comes in ‘plus’ sizes.
Yeah, baby, fries my dream, pimp my ride, and then bite my (censored by order of engrish.com)
You are my transfats
My only transfats
You make me happy
You make me weigh.
Last night I dreamed I ate a giant box of fries, and when I woke up my fingers were gone.
Dr. Martin Luther King wouldn’t be happy!
Guess my dreams are all fried now.
I have a dream… one day we will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood with a large order of fries.
That’s it, son! Keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed!
Flies my nightmare!
The “N” shape is to signal “Nuclear” . They have been cooked by nuclear radiation. Cholestrol free and easy to eat in the dark.
A question of Admin:
“and fruits my nightmare”
or
“and fruit’s my nightmare”
I’d like the Odin-burger with Rune Fries…
so THAT’S where we lost fryloc..now we need to find meatwad and master shake..
and one order of cold large choke please.
Taken from the dreams of Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama.
…and shakes my tail!
Mmmm… Fried Dreams…. *drooling*
No wonder people are fat, they’re even frying our dreams!
His name is Frylock and he’s all talk…
…told you we should have stuck to alphabet chicken nuggets, but no, you had to buy N-shaped fries. Now our dreams are screwed.
Fry the friendly skies….hold to catch your dreams get you dreamy world…
Fries My Dream and Freeze My Waking Life. Fast Food 24/7 What a Time!