Turned Around You

I had a dream! I dream that someday, plenty girls…

I used to be painfully shy, socially inept; my love life was going nowhere. Then one day I saw a shirt hanging in the display window of a local boutique and I knew: I must possess that shirt. That shirt turned my life around. Now I date debutantes, actresses, and underwear models. They dig my groovy style. And I owe it all to that 100% cotton, powder-blue babe magnet.

You can see the girls beating a path to youyr dor in that t-shirt can’t you

I dream the impossible dream, someday plenty girls.

The T-shirt for people who like to orbit.

For those who dream of becoming the next YouTube fad.

“Turned around… Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never turned around… Turned around… Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears… Turned around, bright eyes…”

I think they hand these out at those places that claim to ‘cure’ homosexuality…

Turn around you…total ecplise of the shirt

I got a t-shirt with this on one side and three wolf moon on the other and now I cure cancer, talk to dolphins, and make even the most shy girls into social butterflies.

someday means when? i demand to know before i made the purchase!

Someday… but definitely NOT TODAY!!! (not with that shirt…)

Someday
When I’m awfully low
And the world is cold
I will feel a glow just wearing this t-shirt
And thinking of all the girls I’ll get!

Someday plenty girls will ask me to take this groovy T off and give it to them. Then they’ll laugh cruelly, turn around and zoom away, leaving me alone with frozen, rock-hard nipples. Sigh! Such is the life of a dork.

does this shirt make my butt look big?

this is just random english words placed next to each anouther i think. The writer know so many english words only.

Someday, but not today. Because ‘groovy’ may have been the style in the 60s, but, again, not today.

You mean “Plenty OTHER Girls”, right?

Yoda’s tshirt..