Please use proper honorifics when addressing your food

Hello Pie. Please Make “love” to me.

Hello Lunch!
Goodbye Leftovers! (In the Legion Dust Pail you go…)

Goodbye Lunch!
(the state-of-the-art barf bag, now available at the Legion Dust Pail anorexic-specialty store)

Complete the collection kit by purchasing the Goodmorning Breakfast & Goodnight Dinner erasers!
(Eraser etiquette is a must in Indonesia)

I love you. Now prepare to be barbequed.

Hello green bear. Please say ‘gangrenous head due to excessively tight and dubious looking collar’ to me. Then spray large quantities of air freshener with abandon

… and say it with chocolate…!

I already ate my paste. Now I’m going to try the eraser…

MMMMmmmmmmmmm… school supplies…! [drool]

That is bearly lunch.

Bear sandwiches Hmmm…

That’s rather a light lunch isn’t it?

Is this the Calista Flockhart diet plan?

Run! The little carton’s going to eat you!

this lunch is a little chewy

And a little sickly too

But, noone is video-taping you so feel free to consume with abandon!

Note the subliminal hint: ‘Plea$e say “love” to me’

Nothing says “love” like $….

This new lunches are too clingy. I need space dammit!

This is the card the happy fun bear gives you before it gnaws your head off. And it wants to be LOVED for it? Sheesh!

Hello Rolaids. Just in case lunch not in love with me.

Don’t laugh! This is how I got into Gwendolyn’s panties in third grade.

It says it loves me or it gets eaten.

This should be silk-screened onto panties.

Let’s do it in the supply closet
のは、電源クローゼットの中にそれをやってみましょう
Is, let’s do it in the supply closet
、電源クローゼットの中にそれをしてみましょうか
, Let’s do it in the supply closet
、のは、電源のクローゼットの中にそれをやってみましょう
, And, let’s do it in the supply closet
、そして、の供給クローゼットの中にそれをやらせる
And letting it supply closet
また、電源のクローゼットをさせる
The power supply to the closet
クローゼットへの電力供給
Power to the closet

It tastes better if you say hello first.

Bears repeating.

Damn, now even my kids’ school supplies have codependency issues..

Afternoon Deligggght

Remember when I said I would eat you last? I lied.

Hello lunch please stay down

Hello Kitty….. Hello lunch…. ?? cat chow mein anyone??

I don’t know why, but this Engrish (combined with the package’s design) makes it strangely cute and heartwarming…

“Hello, Floor! Make me a SAMMICH”

… say LOVE to the green bear before he eats you for lunch!