Signs Moms Wrote

I’m really pissed off about that!

Someone told me that urine and excreta are actually organic fertilisers. They are environment-friendly…..

I know that Ozzy Osbourne pee’d on the Alamo, but I didn’t know he’d done the Great Wall.

Nag, nag, nag.

Stop picking your nose

And slouch! Don’t!

You should have gone before you left the house!

“How about a picture of you next to the relic?… Hoooooooold it…!”

But that’s what relics are for!

Yeah. I wouldn’t pee om that relic either.

And don’t forget-eat slowly and chew your food well, don’t talk to strangers, don’t pick up hitchhikers…

And don’t put things in your mouth you find in the trash

care about the environment…do not pee on the relic..

Don’t start relieving
Hold onto that feeling.

Don’t be a dick. Don’t piss on the Great Wall.

But it would be such a r-e-l-i-e-f!

But moooom…

that relic is only for potty training… thank you for your cooperation!

Man, the Chinese write some bad haiku.

“What do you mean I’m not allowed to enter with Sears catalog?”

“Care about the cultural Relic” was this outside a retirement home?

Don’t create unnecessary hullabaloo.

Don’t relieve yourself? Haven’t they learned anything from the “Hold your wee to win a Wii contest?” Not relieving yourself can kill you.

Plop, Plop! Fizz, Fizz! Oh, what a relief it…isn’t.

Way to go Timmy! Show the relic no relief!

the next sign on the right says: RELIEVE YOURSELF HERE.

Care about the cultural relic.
Care about the environment.
Don’t relieve yourself.
Wipe your feet.
Clean your room.

I find it amazing that China needs to have signs to tell people to not crap in public