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(26 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
For ones and twos only.
That’s what the bidet is for.
Not a problem with brown clothes then.
A toilet with a spin cycle can be found two blocks north.
Only washing of certain other body parts is supported by the average Japanese toilet
This gave me a brilliant idea…you live and learn.
Washing you clothes in the toilet leads to filthy habits.
Washing your hair in the toilet works best with sham-poo.
At least flush before laundering.
‘Eau de toilette’ takes on a new meaning.
I was trying to get rid of those underwear – not wash them.