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(34 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
For touchy feely time
They’re all hands.
Please fondle the door handle to enter.
After hours please use the maul entrance.
Beware of the goose.
Single visitors are expected to touch themselves.
The permanent exhibition is called “The Gropes of Wrath”.
It’s a tactile experience.
…and Donald, of course.
I bet it’s the rear entrance.
Our tour guide was quick to lend a hand getting our grope discount.