We’d like to inspect you…

So evil goods and illegal drugs are kind.

Drug detector dogs ask questions for customs. Kind cooperation is made.

English is a strange language. Why are these social evils called “goods” and not “bads”?

Bringing in anti-social evil goods is OK then?

It is our custom to be polite while we strip-search you.

We would like to appreciate your cooperation, but we’re not quite there yet, cooperation is really tedious.

So, what’s in it for me ?

“…we would like to appreciate your cooperation.”

If you don’t cooperate, we will beat the &^%# out of you and make it dance.

Anyone ever been through Canadian Customs? Two hours of “Excuse me, sir, is this your bar of soap?”

“No.”

“Please check it again.”