Someone’s gotta do it…

And risk a charge of statutory grape?

Hmm, peaches

F*ck it? I never even wanted to jackfruit!

First go to the vegetable area for an eggplant.

Bananas?

Sorry, I was looking for sausages, but I’ll pear it in mind.

Well I suppose it’s recreational food.

I’ll just pop some cherries…

There’s kumquat all over the floor.

I tried, but it all went pear-shaped and I got the crabs instead.

I think an employee ragequit.

Yes that’s on Aisle 9, Re-Produce

I can only imagine what’s going on in the vegetable aisles…”Pervert-A-Mart”?

Another reason to wash your fruit.

…if it can’t take a joke.