Ramen needs a lot of direction…

Sounds like they’re serving one long continuous ramen noodle which is guided from the kitchen into the customer’s mouth

Behind every door is a waitress

Ramen all together on the table, how will waitress correspond.

The customer in the altogether is advised to keep his noodle away from the waitress.

I ordered my ramen C.O.D.

I usually sneak in the back door.

– Are you comfortable, Sir ?
– No, comeforfood.

Customers (visitors) must go to the table all together, but sequentially.

Sounds like the first episode of a half-baked reality show.
“The last supper – to stay in Kintarou Ramen, you must be seated!”

@Algernon, first: reminds me of the Swiss hotel that boasted there was a French Widow in every room.