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(19 votes, average: 4.47 out of 5)
The tough senior has nothing to fear
Seniors with ESP should be safe enough. They’ll sense injuries and damages before they happen.
The word handicpped has a handicp
I’m just hppy go be here.
It’s risky to shop there a lotte.
Be aware that this warning only concerns the most valuable customers; the worthless customers can sod off.
So if I want an injury, how much will that cost me ?
– What are you doing, Sir ?
– I am just coordinating my own injuries and damages.
I come injured therefore I am
So it’s a handicap shop. Should I Starr off scratch or a metre behind.
Lotte’s minefield – proud purveyors of unexploded ordnance since the last place blew up.
“Dear Lotte: After falling down one of your uncovered manholes, my NYC lawyer…”