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(33 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
I prefer not to be driven.
I drank all the time.
Who’s riding who.
Don’t drank and driving! It’s just plane stupid.
Business must be slow. There are not that many jet cars around yet.
We’ll drive you to drank!
The Jetsons were just always loaded.
You drank and stank?
Then thank Frank, he’ll drive your tank.
English teacher: “Please decline the verb “Drink.”
Student: “I drink, I drank, and now I am stinking drunk. Drink, drank, drunk.”
“I drink, therefore I am.” (Drunk!)