Now I can stake lives in peace…

Let alone everything else, I wouldn’t trust a sheriff with pee in his hat.

The cactus will protect you.

What’s in it for me ?

He hides behind the cactus with a pee shooter.

But when staking children of the night, take some garlic with you, just in case.

I can’t decide whether this sheriff has hat hair or a hair hat.

Sheriff events should always be deferred. Otherwise the stability of the cactus service is at stake.

So the sheriff is just lurking around whispering “do it – do it “?

A big smile … a gun … cacti.
What could go wrong?

When life gives you stake, make fence.