Hey, my eyes are up here…

Hey, my eyes are up here…

posted on 11 Mar 2025 in Engrish Leftovers, Signs

I’m mommy, I’ll be your server…

Photo courtesy of Nathan P.
Spotted in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 months ago

So who will be mother.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Would you like milk in your tea?

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 months ago

The waitresses all have boob jobs.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 months ago

Where milk is produced in house.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

The brarista is really good.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

Your order will be served in a flash.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 months ago

They’ve got all the latest appliances…an espresso maker, a milking machine…

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 months ago

Well, they’ve got one in the White House, but apparently it is now spreading to Japan.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 months ago

It’s the only tea house in the areola.

DrLex
DrLex
2 months ago

Just one?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 months ago

It’s a teat house.

coffeebot
coffeebot
2 months ago

One squeeze or two?

Boris
Boris
2 months ago

It’s like the Local Drunk in Hokkaido.

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