Oh, if hair could talk…

Are you sharper than a pair of our scissors?

That’s a relief. Unintelligent hairdressers cut more than hair.

Hairy, tell me about it.

So, women are not persons? Oh, that’s really intelligent. 🙄

Your business is intelligent to us.

Intriguing address – this place appears to be on a tugboat on Ground Floor Street.

So Donald is not a customer there ?

Yeah, but can they manage a Burma Shave ?

Get that smart look.