Hey, there’s a hair in my beer…

Where the drinks come with fur.

A place for cocktails.

A Pink Lady or a Fluffy Critter.

How do you tell? Cut them in half and count the rings?

Can I get wood here?

“White horse” is misspelled

@DnT: You’d need a cleaverage to split a beaver.

Not sure why anyone would name a bar “Be Average”.

@RC: Because they wanted to be mean.

She’s a squirter.

@DnT: You’re probably right…fairly common thing to happen, almost a standard deviation.