Gonna need a bigger tube!
posted on 18 Oct 2024 in Toiletries
We’re wondering if you could not move so much…
Photo courtesy of S.C.
Skin cream from Japan.
(22 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)
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Venus and Mars are alright tonight
Rub this cream on Uranus.
So good it’s recycled.
@DnT: aha, it’s for treating asterroids ?
Your skin is your outer space.
They crater to every whim.
“Recycled tube” feels like they are orbiting the issue.
@RC: Skin cream is used by some for getting their rocks off.
They tried packaging the cream in a cycle tube but customers got tired of that.
@DnT: they probably weren’t wearing their eclipses.
What if my skin is the Death Star ?
Damn aliens.
Brain the size of a planet, and look at what they have me sell.
Contents: Mosquitos, chiggers, ticks, fleas, fire ants, hornets, bees and wasps.
Apply until screaming begins.
We have mining rights.
Except the skin on my butt. That’s a moon.