Pick the one in the middle…

For your best worst bowl cut

Ah the three wise momkeys.

The red light district in Nice was taken over by the Chinese decades ago.

Been there – they didn’t make the cut.

Shear nonsense.

The bad part is where they thread the long hairs in one ear and out the other.

Shave-and-a-haircut…too bad!

Those look like 3 mad scientists performing some weird experiment.
And that’s probably exactly what you’ll get when asking for a haircut here.

Do they offer hair craps?

Full range of questionable hair care.

Hair today, bad tomorrow.