Shanghai Public Parks Rules

So the fun police are watching.

Well, this is not for me – scaring shrimp is my favourite pastime.

I see Winnie the Pooh is not mentioned.

Exposing one’s top is unallowable? Oh no! I guess I’ll have to expose my bottom. There is supposed to be a full moon tonight, anyway.

No practicing medicine in the park. Visitors planning to be injured should go elsewhere.

Actually you can do anything you want; just find a designated area.

As a practising feudalist, I find these rules objectionable.

♪♫…All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
When we’re poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you’ll see my sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park…. ♪♫

Having fun prohibited.

Damn, I was just about to excavate some bananas.

Otherwise, have fun. Don’t think for a minute you live in a repressive state…