Feel healthy all under!

Rubbed for your pleasure.

One size fits all.

Uncomplimentary? So this doesn’t make my penis look big?

if your underpants attract lightning you may need a little more protection.

Amazing…underpants that prevent sepsis !

@DnT: you don’t think rubber is a good enough insulator ?

But have they been repressed ?

Hi, Aunt Goddess again. Just because you CAN use healthy pants condom does not mean you should. Please repress your indeterminate nationality.

@RC: To insulate from lightning, I’ve seen ceramic used. At least that would keep things in the pants rigid.