Due to my pholistic diet

Who pharded?

Extended version:
Lou Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
Bud Abbott: You throw it to Who.
Who pharded?

Phard from the best Italian cities of Paris and London

This is actually a bona fide and rather large brand here in Italy, but reminds me of some other brands such as PowerGen Italia, BARF pet food (that one may not be Italian originally), or GLUM, an architecture franchise.

For unity and freedom try Phard.

You can take my denim freedom when you pry it from my cold hard hands.

Pholy crap!

I prefer my denim psoft.