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I’m a strut, how do you do.
How to do what?
If you can’t remember how to do like a beguiner, start with a simple foxtrot.
You’re an I-beam; better brace yourself.
I still have such a thought in deep heart to keep my mind.
My name is Beam, Jim Beam, and I have had too much to drink.
Deep Mind was created by the same hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings that created Deep Thought.
I’m not-a firin’ mah lazor, I AM the lazor!
I would also be glad to keep my heart. Living is kinda hard without it.