Honey, where’s the door cock?

Honey, where’s the door cock?

posted on 3 Jun 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jonathan S.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

You can get out this way, it’s not that hard.

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

No escape without pulling some cocks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Do you pull it, push it or turn it?

DrLex
DrLex
10 months ago

For egg-scape, use emergency door hen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

Just like a wizard’s staff, there’s a knob on the end.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

So its not a stop cock.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
10 months ago

Can’t let the cocks escape

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 months ago

In case of fire, pull cock.
Hey, put away those matches!

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

Cock-a-doodle-door !

Last edited 10 months ago by Running Comment
Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

Sounds like one of those Cock and Door stories to me.

Running Comment
Running Comment
10 months ago

I went down to the Cock and Door for a pint with my mates, but it was closed because of an emergency.

coffeebot
coffeebot
10 months ago

Door balls do not work. Please knock.

P.D.
P.D.
10 months ago

Now there’s one door you REALLY don’t want to get caught in!

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