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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
Honey, where’s the door cock?
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You can get out this way, it’s not that hard.
No escape without pulling some cocks.
Do you pull it, push it or turn it?
For egg-scape, use emergency door hen.
Just like a wizard’s staff, there’s a knob on the end.
So its not a stop cock.
Can’t let the cocks escape
In case of fire, pull cock.
Hey, put away those matches!
Cock-a-doodle-door !
Sounds like one of those Cock and Door stories to me.
I went down to the Cock and Door for a pint with my mates, but it was closed because of an emergency.
Door balls do not work. Please knock.
Now there’s one door you REALLY don’t want to get caught in!