Honey, where’s the door cock?

Honey, where’s the door cock?

posted on 3 Jun 2024 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jonathan S.
Found in China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

You can get out this way, it’s not that hard.

DrLex
DrLex
5 months ago

No escape without pulling some cocks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Do you pull it, push it or turn it?

DrLex
DrLex
5 months ago

For egg-scape, use emergency door hen.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

Just like a wizard’s staff, there’s a knob on the end.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
5 months ago

So its not a stop cock.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
5 months ago

Can’t let the cocks escape

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
5 months ago

In case of fire, pull cock.
Hey, put away those matches!

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 months ago

Cock-a-doodle-door !

Last edited 5 months ago by Running Comment
Running Comment
Running Comment
5 months ago

Sounds like one of those Cock and Door stories to me.

Running Comment
Running Comment
5 months ago

I went down to the Cock and Door for a pint with my mates, but it was closed because of an emergency.

coffeebot
coffeebot
5 months ago

Door balls do not work. Please knock.

P.D.
P.D.
5 months ago

Now there’s one door you REALLY don’t want to get caught in!

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