This is why I stay away from mystics…

Something for crystal.

What about the third theirs.

♪♪ …it wasn’t a mystery, ‘coz nobody got shot… ♪♪
-J. Durante

I blame the they.

Indeed, a current GOP conundrum.

This collection of words is mystical indeed.

Committed, all right — butterfly net and all.

Ask about our Bespoke straitjackets!

NOTICE: Gurus must accompany all sitars in rubber bungalows.

First fault theirs, shame on them.

Second fault theirs, something mystical?

Like the Donald has spoken.

Purple prose needs adverbs and metaphors.

I wish someone would explain this Japanese craze of having English words on a shirt that mean nothing! I could make a fortune with, “Wise old rich plumbers grace eats lettuce”