Strangler dangler…

Is this some kind of choke?

A strangler definitely wants to stiff their victim.

Oh, I just hate cheating stranglers.

Strangler and strangler, said Alice.

So, are we meant to believe that stranglers are more likely to be adulterers ?

Stranglers in the night?

Not the band I thought they were. Rats

Be safe, get strangled by a licensed strangler.

“Strange little girl, where are you going?
Do you know where you could be going?”
-The Stranglers.

That’s too bad, because the Boston Strangler was supposed to be having a birthday party for me.

S’matter — garrote got your tongue?

For your safety, always ask to see your killer’s Stranglers Guild Card.

Ask about our Full Throttle™ Plan!

so… the cheating is worse than the strangling?

Unless you’re into that, of course.