I used to use…

Don’t call me a bag!
And don’t call me Shirley.

Bagging is easy. Using is using.

Just the thing for the bag lady to use.

I find that things often become more clear in latin:

Magnum est et ego vos, qui loculos estis, quibus ad usum facile est uti.

Don’t you agree ?

It’s a body bag !

Whoever wrote this couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.

Suddenly, I feel used.

If you’re the bag, who’s the walrus?

Surely the bag is easy to use when you are the bag which is easy to use… surely.

If she’s a bag, then I don’t want her!