Now recruiting mothers nationwide…

A place for sausages.

Come in and shop.

Father’s meat plaza is a whole different kettle of fish.

Nobody goes there anymore – it’s too crowded.

Next generation infant formula ?

Mother’s Milk Plaza may also be of interest.

This is gross, but people who sell vegetables are grocer.

OK prices, but not everyone is comfortable with the all-Fine Young Cannibals overhead music.

Come early for the pick of the litter.

At heart it’s still only a family business.

Try some Italian cuisine fare at our new In Vitro deli.

– Mommy! Mommy! Daddy has a bruise on his leg!
– Yes dear, just eat around it.

Slow cooking…heat at 100 °F for 9 months.

The Mother of all Butcher Shops!®

Dad’s meat is better.

Man, I don;t wanna go anywhere NEAR this one!! Pass!

Should have been a Mothers of Invention album cover.