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A Merry Lorem Ipsum to all!
But where is my t? Hey, someone took my t!
Sample Text to you, too
Seems to be inspired by this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km9iS2tcRZE
Hey Tex! Wanna caption?
No Mex?
♪ ♫
Textless greeting are upon you
All the holidays
♪ ♫
Look!!! The reindeer with no eyes – no-eye-deer!
My First Christmas Engrish
That was close! Just one more “t” and it would’ve started to get repetitive. 😛
The sign maker shouldn’t have made this potentially
dangerous mistake.
As the actual text was meant to be a warning that the stores’
Christmas trees are actually snakes!
Say anything you like
Merry Text
Just *mice people right-click to place a cursor here*
Merry generic Christmas and a happy new poster template!
Please text Santa if you happened to find any naughty boy/girl.
Please enjoy your ______ holiday times. You’ll enjoy gathering together with your ______.
Welcome to here.
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marry tex.
We wish you a sample text space
We wish you a sample text space
We wish you a sample text space
and a happy store sale.
Did we mention text?
Dude, where’s my text?
Here is your Tex Avery.
Did I mention texr?
♫Deck the halls with vows of folly♫
That great Japanese country and western singer: TEXT MORON.
Dear Tex;
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
Morry Chishmush from …………forgot
Merry Christmas to [insert text here], and to [insert text here] a good night!
Merry Textmass and a Twitter New Year!
You can practically sing this in the same melody as “Jingle Bells”, with a few slight modifications.
♪ ♫
Here’s your text
Place your text
Write your te-ext here
Sample text
Here’s your tex
…
♪ ♫
Right up there with the airport sign saying “Translation server error.”
The war on sample text.
Well, it’s at least inconspicuous. Who’ll notice ?
@Chuck – Yeah I know right? It’s just a gigantic colourful banner
hanging in the middle of a mall… 😉
From the creative minds at hallmark comes a new Xmas greeting card for the people lazy enough to give a gift card! Now, say whatever they want to hear with the “you fill in the blank” card!
Stuff your presents Santa. I just found a really naughty girl.
I just know I’m going to have a great Christmas. :p
Will the person who stuck the Christmas tree up the angels bum, please see me urgently.
Yours,
Mary Christmas.
♫ Hark the new Cash Registers ring,
Glory to the retail king,
Spend your dough by buying wild,
Your Visa balance reconciled♫
Vlad The Impaler, hates Christmas angels.
You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!
–GlaDOS in Portal.
I’m hearing this sung to the tune of Carol of the Bells
Here is your text
place here your text
Merry TEXTmass!
Here is your text, place for your text
Write your text here, sample text.
Here is the text people read
While they walk through your store.
They’re almost halfway through it,
How do they like it so far?
Here is the text to read inside your store!
Great! I’ve been waiting for my unit of linear mass density for thread or fiber!
Merry Text and a happy new text
Lets text
I won’t say anything, ’till I’ve seen my lawyer.
I also appear to be having a great time posting in my sleep.
This is from the Textus Receptus.
Lead in your pencil is useless.
If you have no one to write to.
Let’s talk about text, baby