Beef bowl is sounding pretty good…

Must be an up-market eatery. Disgruntled waiters don’t usually bother to fry the spit.

I like seafood restaurants but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

The fried spit just falls off the stick

Oh thank goodness, I thought it was beef bowel

I think the cook put chicken in my spit.

Selecting the first item will result in restaurantception.

What, no roast spit fresh off the spit?

Do you have the Pork Cutlass today?

Waiter — how’s the Pork Loincloth this week?

Try the Okonomi-yaki — it’s made from pygmy yak, not the big stringy ones.

There appears to be a vast difference between “Spit Fried” and “Fried Spit”.

@EM…. My favourite is Onagi don.

But one feels such an eel for eating it.

I went to a Japanese Restaurant, but I didn’t see any food I liked.

So I ate the waitress instead.

When the okonomi is in recession, eat Pancakes.