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(49 votes, average: 4.86 out of 5)
Just hold these two wires.
Those wires seem way too thin for an electric chair.
That’s the shot.
The traffic on the way here was murder!
@DrLex: don’t get hung up on details.
Slippery when dead.
I’ll be heading that way, then.
Spotted in Japan ? Would have guessed it was China.
A shocking turn of events.
Mind the Zap… and/or zap the mind.
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We’re gonna need a bigger sign.
This is a safety hazard. These thin wires could kill someone.
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Oh, wait — never mind.
Tom’s dyslexia was the end of him,
He thought Mary was studying elocution.
“Dammit, I said I wanted thee floors CLEAN, Mr. Yamaha!! Toshi, hit the switch!”
Speedy execution is the mother of good fortune.
She didn’t heed the “WET FLOOR” signs, tsk tsk
I think this is fake noose.
@Conventi: There’s no telling what might get spotted if the execution is messy enough.