Unless you’re wearing pajamas…

And always practice safe sox.

Also, beware of sneakers on dark nights.

Don’t worry about the Crocs, the slippers are more dangerous.

If the rain is really heavy, wear pumps.

Thanks I’ll wear proper shoes

Gently is the way to fall

… and sippers at tea time.

Yes. They get soggy and hard to eat.

I always fall carefully.

Around here, it rains bathrobes and slippers.

Beware of tottering oldies.

On a clear day, we’ll kick yo’ ass with a boot…