Toilet paper has a hard enough time…

Toilet Paper Joint Forces will save the planet!

Use as much as you like.

Boycott toilet paper. It’s such a rip-off! It really gives me the sheets.

Anyone using toilet paper on his “global” environment is somewhat ahead of the game.

The toilet paper needs cooperation.

Sentient toilet paper, one of the cruelest inventions ever.

Don’t wrap the world in cotton wool.

Wrap it in toilet paper.

Vote 1 for Bidets

No more global sheets. New reusable continuous roll wipe machine protection!

A bloke goes into an ultra-modern electronic toilet. It has a row of buttons on a keypad to one side. After he has finished, he starts pressing various buttons. He presses one button, and his bum gets washed with warm water. presses another one, and it gets dried with warm air. He presses another button, and his bum gets sprayed with nicely scented Talcum Powder. He presses yet another one, and he doesn’t remember a thing until he wakes up in hospital. He groggily says to he nurse, “What happened?” She says, “Did you press the ATR button?” “Yes he… Read more »

Compulsory for TP posts:

I recently discovered toilet brushes, but after about a week I decided to go back to toilet paper.

The EPA just issued a paper on global cooperation: https://www.epa.gov/international-cooperation. Could this be it ?

Years ago, the Nips used to have English translations printed on their toilet paper.

That way, one could spend their time there productively.