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eBingo: official gambling of the ‘24 Olympics…
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I bet there will be sparks
Some people got disqualified from the Van De Graaf generator endurance test on grounds of not being properly grounded.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
You don’t pay to play; the charge is negative.
At last an Olympic sport for the elderly.
Keep your ion the numbered card.
Really gives you a charge.
Bingo can be very exciting if you’ve got the balls for it.
Contact sports can be electrifying.
The prize money for the current game is kept in the bank volt.
Erwin got a shock when all his electrons lined up un the score card.
Did not know Bingo was an Olympic sport.
People with a positive outlook find this attractive.
This shocks me.
The busses there, have very bad conductors.
Is the speed of jumping across the Forbidden Band into the Conduction Band, an event?
Both Faraday, and Ionstein, would be pleased.
they have Electric Chairs, for the spectators.
I discovered a trivalent impurity, in their High-Proton drinks. Which positively annoyed me, for being charged for it. A battery of police then arrested me for being too amped up, and put me in a Faraday Cage for my own safety. Then they discharged me and sent me home, because of there being a potential difference between eye-witness accounts.