Worse than podiatry…

Dental labor??? I always thought vagina dentata was a myth!

Like pulling teeth.

Yep it’s horrible

Nothing to worry about – just some teething problems.

Specialists in women and other diseases.

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

I guess a trapeze act is gross when they perform without a nett.

I worry about my upcoming root canal – just the thought of it is unnerving.

♪♫ A hundred-n-forty-four dental patients in the chair, 144 in the chair…. ♬♫ 

Wouldn’t touch that if I were you, doc — you have no idea where it’s been.

Our pallet of patients with poor palates are treated with our dental artist’s pallette.™

BUT! I don’t have 144 teeth.

The tooth.
The whole tooth.
And nothing but the tooth.