Only cola allowed at Maralago…

Europe meets Japan.

I can see right through this promotion. It’s not white, it’s transparent¡

Somehow it lost its fizz.

*peers at rest of photo*
This must be some kind of record.

OK Tojo. It’s quite clear.

For all your facist party needs.

Trans-Parent?
(Seeing right through the dresses your dad likes to wear.)

Red Bull may give you wings, but White Cola gives you bullsh!t.

Brought to you by The Man, LLC.

For all you refined, spaced-out, wanna-be Early-Adopter proto-consumers.

I’m not prejudiced,

I like my Cola black.
My Rum red.
My women brown.
And my Toilet-paper white.

“Official drink of The Proud Boys”