I got my engagement ring there…

I got my engagement ring there…

posted on 12 Sep 2023 in Signs

But you said not sold in stores…

Photo courtesy of D. Florez.
Spotted in Japan. 

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ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

What’s Diamond to me is Zirconium to you.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
1 year ago

Selling rubbish for over 70 years.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Rub your junk as hard as you want, guys, it still won’t shine like a jewel

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Maybe you could make a “pearl necklace” that way.

Boris
Boris
1 year ago

The family jewels are just junk.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

@DnT….May I polish the knob then?

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Time to wear the Cubic Zirconiums.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Square shape or pear shape,
These rocks don’t lose their shape,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

(Sung by MM)

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
1 year ago

Paste in the rough.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Oh! I see.

It’s jewelry for genital piercings.

Marum
Marum
1 year ago

Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our shape in the end,
But bent back and bent knees,
We stand straight at — Tiffanys,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

(N.J.B.)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
1 year ago

Scene 1951? Of what, a p0rn movie?

Running Comment
Running Comment
1 year ago

Junk is in the eye of the beholder…and then you go to the ophthalmologist to get it removed.

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