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I got my engagement ring there…
posted on 12 Sep 2023 in Signs
But you said not sold in stores…
Photo courtesy of D. Florez.
Spotted in Japan.
(28 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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What’s Diamond to me is Zirconium to you.
Selling rubbish for over 70 years.
Rub your junk as hard as you want, guys, it still won’t shine like a jewel
Maybe you could make a “pearl necklace” that way.
The family jewels are just junk.
@DnT….May I polish the knob then?
Time to wear the Cubic Zirconiums.
Square shape or pear shape,
These rocks don’t lose their shape,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
(Sung by MM)
Paste in the rough.
Oh! I see.
It’s jewelry for genital piercings.
Men grow cold as girls grow old,
And we all lose our shape in the end,
But bent back and bent knees,
We stand straight at — Tiffanys,
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
(N.J.B.)
Scene 1951? Of what, a p0rn movie?
Junk is in the eye of the beholder…and then you go to the ophthalmologist to get it removed.