Just sounds like the ocean…

I can hear Nirvana.

Use an ear-peace.

It’s what happens when putting one’s ear on a railroad track and then falling asleep.

It’s what happens when you stick the Q-Tip in too far.

Put on your favourite music and listen the Hell out of it.

Friends, Romans, Countrymen – lend me your ears !

In Paradise, no one can hear you scream.

@DnT, first entry: you sure it is not the Grateful Deaf ?

Stranger in Paradise — the way it’s going, now, all the time.

Brought to you over most of these tee shirts by Toot of the Boom™ underwear.

Listen, then look both ways, before proceeding into paradise.

My folks went to Paradise and all I got was this lousy catchphrase.

Follow the meme, Luke…

Front of shirt:

LOOK FOR HELL BUT…

The new paralegal paradigm is a paradox.™

Look, Mac — I run a jackhammer 12 hours a day, so you can cram your shirt right up…

Which one of the voices in my head are you aiming at here?

Yeah, man, I’m tryin’ — but it’s hard to hear over The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys.

The deaf and hard-of-hearing are stuck with — what? — the VHS with subtitles?

Hang on — lemme run some mental floss through both my ears at once….

…being paved and turned into a parking lot?

Its like p!ssing in the wind.

More like the hear and now.

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It’s always the last place you look.