No new is good new…

Lucky new!

Well if the send u a lucky, what do they do with a good new.

Fortune cookies messages getting ambiguously complicated.

‘U’ will be delighted.

(Batteries not included).

Good lucky trying to make sense of this !

… call* to receive your own personalized new lucky power!

(* just £6.99/minute)

Lucky is my new super power.

Just in time! The power of my old lucky was running low. It go clicky-clicky.

I would really enjoy if, it were spelt with an “F” instead.

If there is only one English word they can pronounce, it is that one.

It’s good new, but when it gets old the batteries may leak, and who needs a leaky lucky?

Yes, this arrest warrant is part of a sting operation for Gamblers Anonymous members.

The Chinese title reads: “relying on luck to win the lottery is false.” Of course, relying on some dodgy scam will greatly increase your chances.

Thank my lucky, it good new week.