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At least the store has no bad habits…
posted on 12 Jul 2023 in Instructions
If you buy the store, you still can’t smoke…
Photo courtesy of Koksy B.
Found at a convenience store in Japan.
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Hey, waiter! This space is eating my food!
Eat in corner and think about what you did.
Buy the whole store in order to eat something there? Capitalism is getting a bit out of hand…
I’ll buy it. If it means I can eat.
Doesn’t concern me, I have a license to eat, drink and smoke.
We apologize for the inconvenience store.
That’s me in the corner, losing my religion.
I guess fasting is ok
Perhaps they could try construction.
Why should I eat in the corner?
The babysitter tells me that I have been a very good boy.
Thou shalt not eat drink or smoke of the waitress.
Also thou mayest not liquor either.
In space, no one can hear you eat and drink.
We decline merry — so… eat, drink, and be cornered.
These are not commercial transactions, so they will be wrotten without commerce.
As always in Japan, comprehension is just around the corner…