Any size will satisfy…

Thick and white

It’s for the birds.

This seems a wee bit disgusting.

Tastes like chicken.

I was trying to come up with someting that rhymes with “fizz”, but I gave up.

….because Cherry Coke would be silly…oh, wait…

From the producers of Peptic Cola.

Goes well with hard lickers.

Whoever made the sign was not circumspect.

Now produced by Johnson&Johnson.

Researching this, I discover that Dr Pepper sells a similar product called “Squirt”.

@DnT: in Italy, J&J has licensed the rights to GenItalia.

It’s the real thing – Cock is.

Endorsed by Dick Joke.

I drink to your happy ending.

Taste the effervescent member feeling.

Causes hardening of specific arteries.