TBH it likes every day…

I though doughnuts preferred Fryday.

I fine, how you?

But Sunday is too far away.

There are more holes in this translation than there are in a pile of doughnuts.

It’s not the doughnut, it’s what you do with it.

Does my doughnut look big in this shirt ?

Doughnut – under any circumstances – on a Sunday.

I have a special tool for putting the holes in the Donuts,

These words – I doughnut think they mean what you think they mean.

The Baker also uses his false teeth to crimp the Cornish Pasties.

@Marum: a screwdriver, perhaps ?

For my favourite doughnut on Sunday,
I will gladly pay you for too next Thursday.

Doughnuts are a Sunday treat because they are holey.

This pick-up line works wonders
on hobos, sect members and robots.

with mouth, duh

Me know how. “WHEN”

Do Androids eat toroids with their coffee on Sundays?

@Marum: Yes, and androids drink Andronicus coffee.

Holy moly, Wholly Foley’s Roly-Polys make me roly-poly!