I just use an old sock…

But is it better than sock?

Q: How do you make a handkerchief perform?
A: Blow a little boogie into it.

Something at a men’s club that can satisfy you with the performance. Oh, yeah, that can only be a handkerchief. Mmm hmm. 🙄

Just the thing for pocket billiards.

I’m assuming the batteries aren’t included.

… it’s still just a hanky, or?

And the Oscar goes to – The Handkerchief!

If you have an issue, here is a tissue.

Douse it in Ether and it works wonders.

With a handkerchief in your mouth, no one can ever hear you scream.

A nose by any name still honks as loud.

At Men’s Swearhouse, we garranteee it.™

Warning: may contain nuts.

Lost my handkerchief…I can’t get no satisfaction !

….and now for something completely different – a man with a handkerchief up his nose !

Verily it is written: When the handkerchief stoppeth not the seed, tis then that a mummy will be proclaimed throughout the land.