Precrastination…

My parents wrote this shirt. They would tell me “There’s know such thing as can’t”, “No time like the present”, and “You should have done it before we left”.

What’s with the brown letters.

The present tense has a bright future.

Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.

What day of the week is it.

@Algernon: Yesterday !

“Itnscr”. Makes as much sense as the whole thing.

in Old Engrish, this would be “ic pro oncnâwan rîm tîma syge nâwa ðrâg fadung âwyrcan hîe ufeweard”.

Sounds like the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb.

One can usually unscrew a light bulb.

And now, folks, the self-interrupting hoodie warms up with a few non-sequiturs…

The official Dr. Who fan-wear has entered a strange new phase.

Grandpa told us the same exact thing, just as they were getting the straps tightened.

“That thing which is late and has no time to not come today…” — Song lyric from The Time is a Thing Which Came Again Tomorrow, by the tribute band, Not Really The Actual Chambers Brothers Band

Procreation, is the thief of time,

No time like the later.

All your thing are belong to us. Make no time.

We salute our new gibberish overlords.

@EM….AVE IMPERATOR!

Nos que de carnificare incipientes te salutimus.