Do not intersect!

On the Planet of the stones, the boulder one is King.

The Stone Forest leaves me petrified

Parallel behavior may get you into trouble with the Federal Trade Commission.

I’m petrified !

When in Stone Forest, rock out with your scenery out!

@Marum – sorry mate; didn’t see yours before posting.

Does a care bear crap in the forest?

It’s not very popular these days, mostly full of old fossils.

One day, your visit to the Stone Forest will be an equidistant memory.

In other words: don’t move.

A bear is pooping in the stone forest when a rabbit squats beside him and parallels his behaviour.
“Hey rabbit? Does poop stick in your fur also?”
“No. No it doesn’t.”
“Great.” And the bear gently takes the rabbit and proceeds to wipe his backside

@RC: “It’s not very popular these days, mostly full of old fossils.” Kind of parallels Congress, no?

While you’re at it, cure your parallel parking, too.

@DnT: yeah…nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.

Warning: Obscenery behavior will be unparallelled.

Perpendicular behaviors strictly prohibited!

Abaft? Abeam? Belay! Go ‘way!

Play poker if you dare with the Great Stone Scenery.

Only music allowed: Sly and The Family Stone Forest.

Don’t scenery behavior — please image care.

Be a statue

Stand don’t move

This place really rocks.

“There is no need to gravel before me.” said the Rock King.

Don’t take it for granited.