Nothing sweeps like copper!

Painful on the balls.

Can be scratchy

Then you decide if you’re AC or DC.

Nikola Tesla’s invention for hair removal.

Bad hair day.

Resistance is futile !

Favourite product of well-connected people.

Reminds me of the conductor who got his wires crossed.

@RC: I heard his nick-name was Shorty.

@DnT: Adrian “Shorty” Boult ?

Endorsed by Cinderella’s curling team.

And Hooker was such a good copper, too.

“Only YOU can prevent rusty balls!” — Smokey the Char-Bear

Sign: The copper wire sweeps the ball.

Countersign: Two flew over the — oh, never mind.

Current events take a shocking turn-on….tonight at eleven on Action News.

Honey, did you copper the floor?

Found in bathrooms of the discriminating superheroes.

@RC: I have no idea why Sir Adrian would be called Shorty, but I was referring to the act of crossing wires.

Directions: Take orally with 1 tsp. water for full overnight colonic.

Do ye ken John Peel,
With his balls of steel.

Q. How much for a haircut?

A. It depends on how many Herren you have, mein Herr.

Wwell! She did make her lover discharge several times.

Then she tested positive.