If you hear them chattering, it’s not them…

You can’t see the monkeys for all the trees.

They are cheeky monkeys

If I close my eyes, you can’t see me !

Don’t ape them

I seem to have misplaced my monkeys.

If a monkey screams in the forest,
and there’s no one there to see it,
does it exist?

Translation of translation:
No hunting primates.

What’s the going rate for a case of monkeys these days? I thought they were sold by the barrel, anyway.

Monkey see, monkey do.
If monkey you no see, monkey you no do.

If you find a hiding monkey, spank it.

If you find the monkey, are you forest?

Apparently, not all monkeys are invisible: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/dec/14/three-chimpanzees-shot-dead-after-escape-from-swedish-zoo

WHY?

In case of Monkeys.

You have case of the monkeys? You no drink the fermented bananas!

Hence the old saying: Find your car keys, find your monkeys.

This time of year, the forest often has a case of the red a$$.

You cannot fine them, either, on Planet of the Forest.

If a monkey falls down in a forest…nah, forget it.

Everybody’s got something to hide except me and my… oh, wait…

Because of monkeys