Don’t get your hopes up… - Engrish.com

Don’t get your hopes up…

posted on 30 Apr 2023 in Signs

They fit! But they probably won’t fit you…

Photo courtesy of Jason R.
Shop spotted in Japan. 

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Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Clothing = Standard definition of a Politician

Double standards too.

Last edited 2 years ago by Marum
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Made in sizes SS to XXXXXXLL.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago
  • I’ll have a pair of socks, please.
  • Certainly, Sir – this sock will be 25 yen and the other one 45 Yen.
Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It’s not all cut from the same cloth.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

They have a fitting room and an improper room.

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 years ago

The sizings a lie

ALGERNON
ALGERNON
2 years ago

Clothes you can’t trust.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago
  • Does my butt look big in this dress ?
  • Depends…
Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Double pant legs included with each trouser purchase, no extra charge!

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Uh, I’m no good driving a stick — do you have anything in automatic pants?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Besides Clo, what other Things you got in double-standard?

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

Double vision? No problem, come on down! ™

Earthbound Misfit
Earthbound Misfit
2 years ago

‘Scuse me, can I double down here…. double or nothing?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

She. “Does this outfit do me justice?”

He. ” You don’t want justice, you need mercy.”

Crarg
Crarg
2 years ago

They probably thought that double standard means 2x the quality of other firms.

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