Don’t get your hopes up…

Clothing = Standard definition of a Politician

Double standards too.

Made in sizes SS to XXXXXXLL.

• I’ll have a pair of socks, please.
• Certainly, Sir – this sock will be 25 yen and the other one 45 Yen.

It’s not all cut from the same cloth.

They have a fitting room and an improper room.

The sizings a lie

Clothes you can’t trust.

• Does my butt look big in this dress ?
• Depends…

Double pant legs included with each trouser purchase, no extra charge!

Uh, I’m no good driving a stick — do you have anything in automatic pants?

Besides Clo, what other Things you got in double-standard?

Double vision? No problem, come on down! ™

‘Scuse me, can I double down here…. double or nothing?

She. “Does this outfit do me justice?”

He. ” You don’t want justice, you need mercy.”

They probably thought that double standard means 2x the quality of other firms.