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Hmm… you’re pink- are you cherry?
Would that mean I’d be performing gelatio?
There is something eating me…
Breast or a thigh.
Honey, if you can’t tell whether I’m eating you or not, you need to get off the cone…ehrr,…coke.
Comes over the top
Eat me or I scream.
Q: How does Reese eat her ice cream?
A: Witherspoon!
Yes. I am a cannibal.
Nah, it’s Me-less Friday.
Hey, didn’t I see you on the “Eat Me” float in Animal House?
I’m calling you “Sugar Cones” from now on, babe.
TWO scoops? No way, I’m exact-dose intolerant.
Come with me — everyone knows “Lick her is quicker!”
You cunning linguist, you.
Done just right, it causes multiple screaming orgasms.
One thing I would never give up, for Lent.