They’re edibles.

If you lose one you can always buy another.

They’re cunning linguists too.

Are they selling mouths or only renting them? Asking for a friend.

And some people still think gum dispensers are a big deal.

…. for right after the
Body Cavity Search emptied you.

I got enough cavities with buying more!?

We distribute cavities with largesse.

Not to mention flair and elan.

Ask about our new orifice hours.

All sizes available, even XXXL for politicians.

If you’re feeling down in the mouth, your dentist may be a duck.

Dental implants, which come with holes in them already.

We have more holes than your local Golf Club.